Christ fucking almighty, I am one tired bitch.

December is a day old and is already commencing to kick our asses. We had services this morning, the Waldorf Fair this afternoon, and then Take Note! had a gig at Buns & Noodle for like four hours tonight. Dude, seriously. I don’t feel like either Miryam or I had a Shabbat, or even a weekend… there is another gig tomorrow morning and then we really have to do stuff for Benji’s bar mitzvah. Which, I might add, is coming up in two, yes, TWO weeks. Egads.

I’d just like to brief y’all on my December, if I may. This will probably involve a lot of bitching. Stalkers, get out your notepads!

1 December (today): Services, Waldorf Fair, B&N gig with Take Note
2 December: TN gig, chorus rehearsal, kid has a concert
3 December: TN rehearsal
4 December: Hanukkah starts
6 December: TN gig at the PFLAG holiday party
7 December: Kid has a concert
8 December: Kid has a concert
9 December: Religious school, TN gig, Hanukkah party at the in-laws (God help us all), DWC rehearsal
10 December: Benji’s 13th birthday, oy, my little boy, he is growing all kinds of up; TN rehearsal
11 December: TN rehearsal with Core Voce
12 December: Court date for a stupid speeding ticket, POWER TO THE PEOPLE; last night of Hanukkah
14 December: TN gig at my office, of all things
15 December: Benji’s bar mitzvah! Also the office Xmas party, also Cece & Thor’s holiday party
16 December: Religious school, two Take Note concerts
20 December: Three-year anniversary with my baby
21 December: Solstice overnight
22 December: Solstice thingy with homeschool group
23 December: Religious school, DWC rehearsal
25 December: Jonah’s birthday
31 December: New Year’s Eve

Uh, I think that’s all. My God, people. Pray for me and my poor girlfriend, that we may not lose our minds.

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